This Game is Trash

This Game is Trash. Yes, it's literal trash.
The premise is that you are a Keyboard rolling on a UFO. Yes. Isn't that SICK!

Oh, you want a Triple A, Story-based, Uniquely-stylized, MMORPG, FPS, Anime, Puzzle, Adventure, Horror, Cutesy Animal care-taking game?
WELL TOO BAD. You are a KEYBOARD and you ROLL on a UFO all the way to the END! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT??

But seriously, can you make it to the end? Because it took us like 1000 tries. We counted. So play the game and see if you can. Your life depends on it now.

Also, there are Leaderboards... so, good luck.